sem break ala slug

for a truly fulfilling two to three weeks* of vacation you need the following:

volumes 1, 4, 5, 7, 8, and 9 of the totally amusing and til this year ignored by me pugad baboy.

other books with absolutely no intellectually redeeming value whatsoever.

edan et al to have a couple (or more than that) beers with. and drunkenly warble at the local cheap ktv with.

a bottle of vodka (not the really expensive shit...they all start to taste the same when you get going anyways...absolut will do) hidden from your obsessive compulsive house cleaner of a father to while away the nights when you're allowance-less and gimmick-less.

the juice to go with the vodka.

dvds of your favorite shows and shows you'd like to watch care of your friendly neighborhood pirated dvd purveyors. and given by an adorable lawyer you happen to know.

said adorable lawyer to go on siomai stop-overs and drinking binges (binge for me, four or five for him) and different-places-to-eat hunting with. also to hug and adore and bombard with prank calls at a certain pompous (and i say this just cause there ain't a chance in hell they'll ever hire me) law firm where he toils and toils (in theory and maybe in practice) when he isn't asleep. or with me. or asleep while with me.

sisters to slug the day away in front of the tv with you. with matching annoying-adorable nephew to say "oh my dod pancit" at the perfect emotionally charged moments.



i dunno. works for me.




* it depends...on how good you are at pretending you have no responsibilities and avoiding bedroom spring cleaning (as well as your father's evil eye)