keeping enemies close
far far away is where you want them, really, cause who wants to be annoyed everyday by the reminder that there are people whose parents you wish had used birth control, people you sincerely regret not being able to kill with a look.
would you want them sitting a couple of chairs and a row away from you? every goddamned day that you're in school?
especially when their vicious malicious bullshit disguised as saccharine sweet comments are almost always launched whenever you're not around, conveniently kept from your earshot during the long hours of breaks and waiting for profs?
what's the use of keeping them close if 1)they do nothing but annoy you when they're near 2) you know what they're up to anyway 3) you know whatever it is they're up to they don't do whenever you're near 4) the only way to keep them from doing whatever it is they're up to is to be so close to them you can see a path clear through their high hairlines to the roots of their stringy hair, and no way in hell would that be a pleasant experiance for you anyway?
you're ready if they want a fight. spoiling for it even, as the past few weeks have lulled you and dulled you and you need a shot of adrenaline to get started on the work you need to do. but how do you fight someone who doesn't fight fair? who makes paawa and acts pa-sweet and looks like a goddamned orphaned puppy? who even has weaselly snivelling worshipful idiots to do the scutwork?
all of a sudden keeping enemies closer than friends when you have no time to keep watch on them(which i think is the reason behind that particularly bright idea) sounds like a total waste of time.
but hey, what they shouldn't forget is that you're game for a fight anytime, any place. they slip, just once, and they'll really enjoy a happy family atmosphere for the next few years.
would you want them sitting a couple of chairs and a row away from you? every goddamned day that you're in school?
especially when their vicious malicious bullshit disguised as saccharine sweet comments are almost always launched whenever you're not around, conveniently kept from your earshot during the long hours of breaks and waiting for profs?
what's the use of keeping them close if 1)they do nothing but annoy you when they're near 2) you know what they're up to anyway 3) you know whatever it is they're up to they don't do whenever you're near 4) the only way to keep them from doing whatever it is they're up to is to be so close to them you can see a path clear through their high hairlines to the roots of their stringy hair, and no way in hell would that be a pleasant experiance for you anyway?
you're ready if they want a fight. spoiling for it even, as the past few weeks have lulled you and dulled you and you need a shot of adrenaline to get started on the work you need to do. but how do you fight someone who doesn't fight fair? who makes paawa and acts pa-sweet and looks like a goddamned orphaned puppy? who even has weaselly snivelling worshipful idiots to do the scutwork?
all of a sudden keeping enemies closer than friends when you have no time to keep watch on them(which i think is the reason behind that particularly bright idea) sounds like a total waste of time.
but hey, what they shouldn't forget is that you're game for a fight anytime, any place. they slip, just once, and they'll really enjoy a happy family atmosphere for the next few years.
posted by peach at 5:14 AM
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