because english is not language enough for my pissed off state

Andale

Ako naman eh may preno pa-minsan minsan, no. Minsan naman eh kahit pikon na pikon na pikon na ako nagagawa ko parin mag-pigil. But no.

Abusado talaga.

Tama bang tignan ang boyfriend ko na parang balak mo pang insultuhin? Tama bang hiritan sya na parang ka-pantay mo sya?

Excuse me. Baka gusto mong i-lugar ang yabang mo. Baka nakakalimutan mo kung sino ang kasama ng niyayabangan mo.

You are not now, nor have you ever been, and I highly doubt you ever in your miserable lifetime will be, my boyfriend’s equal.

You equate coolness with shades on top of your head pa-metro cool-dude swaggering while bumming cigarettes from people who can afford to buy cigarettes and bumming food from people who actually pay for their food. The not having cash on hand thing worked for JFK Jr.. It doesn’t work for you. As far as the people you were bumming shit from are concerned, you were just this loser who thought (actually from what I saw still thinks) he was the coolest dude ever to walk the halls of Malcolm.

I don’t care how many cigarettes you bum off of people. I don’t care how many pizza slices you never paid for you can stuff down your throat.

I do care that apparently your arrogance extends to trying to put my boyfriend and other people down to feel better about yourself.

Please lang. Do you have any idea how in comparison to you Jones is a freakin’ god? Hindi nya kailangan mang-impress ng tao. He has accomplished in his life what I doubt you could ever hope to accomplish, even if you lived a hundred more miserable years.

Eh ano ngayon kung hindi sya kasing tangkad mo? Eh ano ngayon if di sya ma-porma? Excuse me lang. Hindi na nya kailangan.

He manages to be a bigger and better human being than you are, just by existing. And I love everything about him.

At hindi ko kailangan ng ma-porma o matangkad. Lalong lalo na na hindi ko kailangan ng mga trying hard na wala naman.

At habang andun na tayo sa usapan ng trying hard. Pwede ba. “You got yourself a Raymundo sister!” ?!?!?!?!?

Hoy, chong. Hindi kami mahilig sa ubod nga ng gwapo, ubod nga ng porma, ubod nga ng whatever, eh bobo naman (at please lang. you are not at all as hot as you think you are.). Minsan minsan eh nagkakamali kami no, sa pagpili ng kaibigan o ng boyfriend. Pero hindi naman un dahil superficial ang hanap namin.

May reasonable requirement naman ng coherency and intelligence and wit no.
And my boyfriend more than satisfies those requirements. Eh ikaw?

Can you say in all honesty that you will ever manage to get over your over-inflated self long enough to look at yourself and see the loser that people see when they look at you?

Ang yabang yabang mo. Wow pare. Buti sana if may right ka. Eh wala ka naman. Kung nagkasabay siguro tayo ng high school ikaw ung tipong person na pinagtatawanan namin. Ikaw ung guy na nakaupo lang sa tabi umiiyak sa mommy nya kasi wawa naman sya at supot sya.

And you were actually threatening me na pagbubuhatan mo ko ng kamay? Manly man much? I’d like to see you try it, bitch. You forget that I don’t need anyone to defend me.

I’d knee you in the balls if I could actually find them. If you actually had them.

Napagsabihan ako na wag ka patulan. And maybe I did descend to your level ng humirit na ko. Pero like I told Jones, I’m not one to allow idiots to puff themselves up at my expense. Or the expense of someone I love.

My boyfriend is a better person than I am. He certainly won’t exert any effort to let you know how much of a loser he thinks you are. But, warning lang. I am not like him. Sa susunod na humirit ka about him, or about me, na hindi ko magustuhan, malalaman mo exactly why I’m “a Raymundo sister.”


They don’t call me a bitch for nothing.

pink and blue

I read in the Metro Section of Inquirer (I think, basta I read it somewhere) that the MMDA idiot spokesperson of the week dismissed the criticisms of the many people who ply the Katipunan-to-everywhere-else-that-is-not-QC road regarding the recent not-so-smart-move of the Metro Manila D*&#head Authority with the u-turn slots along the Katipunan area.[1]

It seems as if the MMDA people think that the only people whining about it[2] are the rich people and their spoiled brats who don’t like being inconvenienced and are now defending themselves by saying that that the common folk are actually benefited by this traffic stupid plan.

Uh…stupid much?

When you remove a u-turn slot before making sure that the only alternative you leave to the commuters isn’t blocked by a road fixing project and the many jeepneys who service the so-called common folk, therefore leaving to aforementioned commuters just one (1) lane to u-turn to, you know what happens?

That’s right. People get pissed. And when they do, pretty much EVERYTHING goes to shit.

Cause it’s traffic and people are late going to work or to school or home. And if you leave something at home you wish to God you don’t need it that day cause there’s no way in hell you’re gonna make the trip to purgatory and back just to get whatever it is.

And the people who badly need to go to Mickey D’s to get a Sausage McMuffin pick-me-up can’t do so because the drive-thru exit is clogged by vehicles full of road-rage-ing people, so they just have to start the week cranky and hungry.

And people who’re just hitching rides with the vehicularly-blessed (or unblessed as the case may be) have to contend with the fear that usually mild-mannered people might just give in to the rage and oh, I dunno, throw potted plants or snot-infested tissue or a bucket of water and coke or the like at any moving person in blue carrying a whistle stupid enough or unlucky enough to be there when the proverbial shit hits the fan.

And the common folk you MMDA people keep on saying are benefited by this brainless plan? They’re not benefited. Not at all. Cause it was traffic before, yes. But now you can’t even get a ride to god-damned school because no one wants to pass by Katipunan aka the Hellmouth! Gaaaaaah!!!!!

Speaking as one of the vehicularly-challenged common-folk[3], I would like to say that this particular situation right here is the perfect reason why I’m never ever gonna vote for people who like painting the city faggoty blue and pink and plastering their totally un-gwapo faces all over the already ugly roads.

If I ever register to vote and actually vote, that is. But who knows, I might actually do it (finally) this 2010 theoretical election. And I’ll know who not to vote for. Even if you finally regain whatever common sense you have, don’t think I’ll forget this, Mr. Metro Not At All Gwapo.




[1] Sometime last week the smart guys blocked most of the u-turns which enabled commuters to maintain a healthy level of sanity in spite of the rush hour traffic. They left just the u-turn near rustan’s and the u-turn underneath the overpass thing. *%$#!
[2] The stupid u-turn blocking plan.
[3] Let’s all save the snide comments about the common folk thing. I’m weird. I know.